A graphic designer answers an ad that a couple posted for their new restaurant.
"We’re not dicken’ around"
One of our truck drivers pulled up outside the shop this morning. He was in one of the small flatbeds and towing a generator back to the rental yard.
Hopping out of the truck, he says: “Hey! Can you weld me a thing here for the chain?” He waves his hand in the general direction of the vertical…
You can change the direction this train is moving just by thinking about it.
This fucked me up.
AND THAT IS HOW YOU USE AN EFFECTS PEDAL
I was gaping the entire song this is insane
…. Step by step. Dang yous lot. If you’d like me to post meatbag failures I shall. If not then lay off the machine spirits. They’re still lil sprites compared to the tens of thousands of years it took for our fleshy bits to evolve. ‘sides, it’s not their fault. They just need some lov’n
PAN SOLO HAHAHHAHHAHAH
Ornamental Lathe and Collection of Tools, with Mahogany Cabinet, 19th Century.